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Land music has never been reluctant to have a little fun with fifty-fifty the most serious of situations. Find the sense of humor in life with a playlist of funny land songs.

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Need a Good Chuckle?

Ane thing I honey nigh country music is that it'due south always been able to poke fun non but at itself merely likewise at serious life situations. Country music finds humor in the everyday experiences many of us face, often adding a down-habitation or redneck spin to . . .

• unfortunate-looking offspring,
• dating, breakups, and unhappy marriages,
• religious overenthusiasm,
• sexuality,
• and becoming comfortable with technology.

Perhaps you can identify, or perchance you just need a good laugh. If so, and then brand yourself a playlist of funny country songs. We have a long list to first you out.

1. "Ticks" by Brad Paisley

Well, this is i helluva pickup line. A land fella takes a liking to a fine-looking woman in a local bar. He'd sure like to run across the other half of her butterfly tramp postage, so he makes his movement:

. . . I'd like to see yous out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you lot through a field of wildflowers
And I'd similar to cheque yous for ticks.

It'south a safety thing. Y'all never know where those ticks might decide to burrow.

ii. "Trashy Women" past Confederate Railroad

When it comes to women, some men like 'em classy while other men like 'em trashy. The guy in this memorable 1993 land song belongs to the latter set.

He seeks a gal who looks more like a cocktail waitress than a debutante: too much makeup, clothes too tight, and as tacky as he is:

I like 'em sweet, I similar 'em with a middle of golden
Yeah, and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites concenter; well I don't agree
I want a woman merely as tacky equally me
Yeah, I like my women just a picayune on the trashy side.

3. "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

This 1978 vocal is a hoot. Two old lovebirds are stuck with each other and throw major shade on their partner for the miseries of life: lack of coin, losing their skilful looks, and so there'south the ugly children they must share. At to the lowest degree they take each other.

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, petty darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't everythin' and money own't everythin'
But I love y'all merely the same.

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4. "No Trash in My Trailer" past Colt Ford (Featuring George Jones)

The guy in this 2008 ditty wants yous to know that there's a country mile of difference between redneck and just plain ole trash, and he don't allow no trash in his double wide mobile home. Yessirree, he may take a motor hangin' from a tree. He may spend his time mud boggin'. But he'due south ain't ashamed of who he is.

'Cause in that location ain't no trash in my trailer.
Though you lot might find an empty tin can of beer
No there own't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the day I threw you outta hither,

Whether you lot acknowledge information technology or non, everybody has at to the lowest degree ane of these country cousins hiding somewhere in their family. Don't you lot go denying information technology.

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All-time Redneck Jokes on the Internet

Question	Answer
What's a redneck'southward last words?	Hold my beer and ya'll spotter this!
How many rednecks does information technology have to eat a possum?	Two. One to eat it, another to await out for traffic!
What do you have when you lot go 32 rednecks in a line?	A full set of teeth
Why did the redneck father walk his child to schoolhouse?	They were in the same class.

5. "I'yard Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Dwelling" by David Frizzell

If you've never heard this vocal, you need to terminate and listen to it now. In this 1982 country tune, a man's long-suffering wife is tired of having him come up domicile drunk, so she's come up up with a desperate solution. She'll hire a hardcore alcoholic as their interior decorator so there's no reason for her husband to stay out belatedly carousing.

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So yous'll feel more at ease here, and you won't take to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom downward the hall.

6. "I Pray for You" past Jaron and The Long Road to Honey

If you like dark humour, and so you'll find this 2010 state ditty a doozy. Afterwards the protagonist—that'due south the main graphic symbol fella—gets his heart shredded, he goes to church.

Even so, when the preacher man encourages him to pray for those who accept washed him wrong, he doesn't find Jesus and warm, fuzzy forgiveness in the well-intentioned communication. Instead, he has his own estimation of the Bible man'southward message:

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your altogether comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying loftier when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Simply know wherever you are beloved, I pray for y'all.

7. "She But B*tches When She Breathes" past Freddie B

Don't experience sorry for the bitter dude in this humorous 2011 land song. He laments that after he and his married woman tied the knot, she did a 180-degree change. She spends all of his money, isn't as adoring equally she once was, and at present he doesn't get plenty bedroom time. (If he's honest with himself, he'd probably confess that he'due south changed a piffling, too.)

Looks similar these two won't make it through the honeymoon years:

Yea this circumvolve of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my cocky esteem
I'll have to sum it up this fashion:
She could plough a straight man gay
She just b*tches when she breathes.

8. "She Only Loves Me for My Willie" by Paul Overstreet

When you saw the championship, I bet your mind totally went to the gutter on this i, only this 2022 vocal is non about that willie. It humorously refers to Willie Nelson.

A woman falls in love with a vocalist who does his best to imitate the classics of Willie Nelson and other country legends. She first became smitten with him for the way he sang Willie Nelson'southward "Whiskey River" in a honky tonk outside of Austin. Since then, he has suspected that his spot-on musical impression of the ruby headed stranger is the real reason she sticks with him:

But I call back she merely loves me for my Willie
Something nearly my Willie turns her on
Information technology'due south not all that extraordinary really
But it's better than my Haggard and my Jones.

9. "When You're Screwin' Other Women (Think of Me)" past Doyle and Debbie

When your wedlock has gone this far south, you're either divorced or you volition be soon. The wife in this 2011 country vocal is well aware that her human is cheating. He picks up women in confined and doesn't even waste the toll of a hotel. She asks him one trashy, bittersweet favor, nonetheless: at to the lowest degree while he'south messing around, can he at least pretend that they're her?

x. "Queen of My Double Broad Trailer" past Sammy Kershaw

This 1993 vocal is all about possessive and forgiving love, redneck manner. A weald state boy meets the farm daughter of his dreams downwards at the local restaurant and falls caput over boots for her over equally they consume their chicken fried steaks. What he doesn't know is that she's the cheating kind.

So I made her the queen of my double broad trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
At present she'due south run off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red cervix.

If you savor songs about rednecks, why non make yourself a playlist of Redneck Anthems?

11. "With My Shirt On" by John Michael Montgomery

Commonly it'due south the ladies who experience self-conscious about their bodies. Only in this 2008 country song, an aging married man realizes he's developed a "dad bod" and makes a special request of his wife:

Aye, you know xl certain has come fast
And my metabolism is gettin' irksome
So this evening, tin I make dearest with my shirt on?

What do you bring to your relationship? Other than love and affection, you probably assist take care of some practical chores. Your partner would miss that if y'all bankrupt up.

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12. "Who'south Gonna Mow Your Grass?" by Cadet Owens

No joke. This 1969 song was a number i country striking. Trying to avert a interruption up, a husband asks his wife both applied and whimsical questions about how she'll get by with him no longer around. Perhaps she can larn to mow her ain grass.

13. "Baton'southward Got His Beer Goggles On" by Neal McCoy

Poor Baton got dumped by his girlfriend, so in this country tune from 2005, he does what any cocky-respecting guy does and heads to the local beer joint. There, he tries to forget his troubles past getting liquored up real good:

He'south on the dance floor yelling 'Freebird'
Singing off pitch just he knows every give-and-take
Grabs him another girl, he concord on tight
He don't see ugly
Through blood shot optics.

xiv. "John Deere Green" by Joe Diffie

In that location's nothing like redneck beloved. It'south his and hers belt buckles with each others' names on them. Or declaring your dearest in vivid paint graffiti atop the local water tower or bridge.

That's merely what Billy Bob did in this 1993 song when he spray painted "Billy Boy loves Charlene" in John Deere green in letters iii anxiety high. Even after they were married for decades, the couple could yet look out in the distance and see the bright message that no paint could properly comprehend upward. Now that is a legacy of everlasting dearest.

They say that subsequently awhile dogs and their owners begin to look alike. These land dogs would concur.

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15. "Like My Dog" by Baton Currington

There's naught quite like the unconditional love of a dog. They're always glad to run across you, they don't argue or complain, and they take no law-breaking if you phone call their sis a b*tch. In this 2011 country song, a married man laments that he wishes his married woman would give him the aforementioned stellar treatment as his domestic dog:

He never tells me that he's ill of this house
He never says why don't you get off that couch?
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to become out
I want you to love me like my canis familiaris.

sixteen. "Y'all Tin't Pray the Gay Away" by Laura Bell Bundy

A hilarious jab at LGBTQ haters, this 2022 state ditty takes a swipe at those who believe in reprogramming and fighting what'due south in our Deoxyribonucleic acid. A church lady narrator reminds united states that, although prayer is certainly powerful . . .

At that place are some matters
Where nosotros would be better servants of the Lord
Past accepting what IS and not bothering Him.

She declares that no matter how devout you are, you can't modify who y'all are by praying the gay away. And likewise, you probably know someone who is gay, given its prevalence. Allow that sink in.

17. "Online" by Brad Paisley

Every been catfished? The short, overweight, socially awkward pizza commitment guy in this 2007 vocal still lives with his parents, and he isn't exactly a hunk. Yet, the Internet has allowed him to assume an alter ego and chat with young women (or people pretending to be them).

He enjoys the irony and charade of luring the unsuspecting into online relationships he could never accept in person:

I'yard a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to second base of operations
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to run across.

When it comes to social media and coming together people online, keep this guy in mind!

18. "Dancing With a Human" by Rodney Carrington

Two Texas cowboys striking the local watering hole and find themselves dancing with a dude dressed as a lady in this 2007 country ditty. Their dancing partner's real gender doesn't register at first, but and then signs become credible:

I think I'g dancing with a human
She'southward got callouses on her hands
She's got a vocalism deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when we grind
I think I'm dancing with a human being.

19. "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" by Dan Hicks

Some people are hard to get rid of, similar glitter or garlic breath, toenail fungus or bedbugs. The man in this country tune from 2007 desperately wants to lose his unwanted admirer. Problem is, she won't get abroad. He's talked to her parents, simply yet she persists.

twenty. "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" past Ray Stevens

Although Ray Stevens is primarily a novelty singer—pregnant that his songs are intended to be funny—this ane climbed the state charts in 1984. It'southward near a preteen male child who sneaks a squirrel into the Lord's day services at the First Self-Righteous Church in Pascagoula, Mississippi. The half-crazed squirrel escapes into the pews during the church service, climbs into people's clothes, and instigates an quondam-fashioned church revival where all kinds of confessions are fabricated.

Turn to land music when you need a good express joy. It's filled with funny stories and clever double meanings.

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Fifty-fifty More than Funny Country Songs

Know a funny song that should be on this playlist? Make a suggestion in the Comments Department below.

Song	Artist	Year Released
21. Things Not to Say to Your Wife	Tim Hawkins	2009
22. I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore	The Snake Oil Willie Band	2014
23. Girls Lie Too	Terri Clark	2004
24. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart	Johnny Cash	1968
25. I'thou Gonna Miss Her	Brad Paisley	2001
26. Do You Want Fries with That	Tim McGraw	2005
27. Did I Shave My Legs for This?	Deana Carter	1995
28. Y'all Ain't Much Fun (Since I Quit Drinkin')	Toby Keith	1995
29. She Thinks My Tractor'due south Sexy	Kenny Chesney	1999
xxx. Red Solo Cup	Toby Keith	2011
31. Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?	Ray Stevens	1987
32. I Don't Fifty-fifty Know Your Proper name	Alan Jackson	1994
33. Kick My Ass	Big & Rich	2004
34. Bubba Shot the Jukebox	Mark Chesnutt	1992
35. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)	Bobby Bare	1976
36. Celebrity	Brad Paisley	2003
37. If You Can't Be Proficient, Son, Be Good at It	Neal McCoy	1997
38. Ten with a Two	Willie Nelson	1990
39. Y'all Tin't Take Your Kate and Edith Too	The Statler Brothers	1968
40. My Feet Stink, My Head Hurts, and I Don't Love Jesus	Jimmy Cafe	1976
41. First Redneck on the Internet	Cletus Judd	1998
42. 1 Piece at a Fourth dimension	Johnny Greenbacks	1976
43. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight	Charlie Walker	1968
44. Don't Squeeze My Sharmon	Charlie Walker	1967
45. Cleopatra, Queen of Denial	Pam Tillis	1992
46. If You Don't Go out Me Alone (I'm Gonna Find Somebody That Will	Delbert McClinton	1972
47. Give thanks God and Greyhound You're Gone	Roy Clark	1970
48. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Donkey Out All Day Long	The Notorious Crimson Bombs	2004
49. Guys Practice Information technology All the Time	Mindy McCready	1996
fifty. Girl in a Land Song	Maddie and Tae	2015
51. Brand New Girlfriend	Steve Holy	2006
52. Burning Awareness	Rodney Carrington	2004
53. It's All Going to Pot	Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard	2015
54. Weed with Willie	Toby Keith	2003
55. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)	Jerry Reed	1980
56. A Boy Named Sue	Johnny Cash	1969
57. Friends in Low Places	Garth Brooks	1990
58. One More Concluding Take chances	Vince Gill	1992
59. 1 More Repossession and I'll Exist Out of Debt	Perfect Stranger	1995
60. Why Haven't I Heard From Yous	Reba McEntire	1994
61. That'southward My Story (and I'm Stickin' to It)	Collin Raye	1993
62. 800 Pound Jesus	Sawyer Dark-brown	1999
63. Every bit Good as I In one case Was	Toby Keith	2005
64. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)	Big & Rich	2004
65. Tequila Makes Her Apparel Fall Off	Joe Nichols	2005
66. Size Matters	Joe Nichols	2005
67. He Drinks Tequila and She Talks Muddy in Spanish	Lorrie Morgan & Sammy Kershaw	2001
68. When Uncle Nib Quit Dope	Johnny Greenbacks	1977
69. Ain't Goin' Back to Brokeback Mountain	Willie Nelson	2009
70. (Gettin' Married to My) Pickup Truck	Rodney Carrington	2000
71. I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman (Only I Sure Woke Upward With a Few)	Bobby Blank	1976
72. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger	Chuck Mead	2009
73. If I'm the Simply Ane	Rodney Carrington	2009
74. The King Is Gone (And so Are You)	George Jones	1989
75. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Agree It Against Me	The Bellamy Brothers	1979
76. Put the "O" Dorsum in State	Shooter Jennings	2005
77. Wolf Creek Pass	C.W. McCall	1975
78. At the Time	Lynn Anderson	1970
79. Dolly Parton'due south Hits	Bobby Braddock	1983
80. Nobody Knows I'g Elvis	Waylon Jennings	1994
81. Stronger Beer	Tim Hicks	2013
82. Tell Ole I Ain't Here, He Better Become on Domicile	Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley	1980
83. I Yet Like Bologna	Alan Jackson	2008
84. Who's Your Daddy?	Toby Keith	2002
85. I May Be Used (Only Babe I Ain't Used Up)	Waylon Jennings	1984
86. Selfie #theinternetisforever	Brad Paisley	2017
87. I'll Take the Domestic dog	Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow	1966
88. The Bird	Jerry Reed	1988
89. Wildwood Weed	Jim Stafford	1974
90. Mama She's Lazy	Pinkard & Bowden	1984
91. I'll Think of a Reason Later	Lee Ann Womack	1998
92. Every Man I Beloved Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead	Kacey Jones	2000
93. 15 Minutes	Rodney Atkins	2009
94. In Spite of Ourselves	John Prine and Iris Bewilder	1999
95. Vidalia	Sammy Kershaw	1996
96.She Left Me for Jesus	Hayes Carll	2008
97. Kick My A**	Large & Rich	2004
98. Attitude Adjustment	Hank Williams Jr.	1985
99. Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous	Tracy Byrd	1994
100. Marry for Money	Trace Adkins	2012
101. Simply Prettier	Miranda Lambert	2009
102. It'due south Hard to Exist Humble	Mac Davis1	1980
103. Numbers	Bobby Bare	1980
104. Hillbilly Bone	Blake Shelton (featuring Trace Adkins)	2009
105. Some Beach	Blake Shelton	2004
106. Ode to the Little Brown Shack Out Back	Billy Edd Wheeler	1965
107. Smokin' Hot Wife	Sawyer Brown	2011
108. Catch a Fish	Outlaw	2021
109. Cletus Take the Reel	Tim Hawkins	2008
110. Fish	Craig Campbell	20111

Questions & Answers

Question: Do you lot know a song that is about stupid questions? It includes the example of looking at a person's lathered upward face and request if he's going to shave and falling down an elevator shaft so request are you lot hurt? The chorus includes "ask a stupid question." My blood brother used to play information technology doing and an onetime geezer voice and I wondered where it was from. Give thanks you!

Reply: It took me a while to find information technology, but hither it is: "Foolish Questions" (1979) by Johnny Greenbacks. https://www.youtube.com/lookout?v=ZkBul7B3eK4

Here are the lyrics:

Now you've all heard foolish questions and no doubt you've wondered why

Some person will inquire a foolish question and expect a sensible reply

Like when you take your daughter some candy, say maybe just after tea

You detect how she'll catch information technology then she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish questions! You can answer when y'all can

"No, I bought this candy for your ma or pa, or for John, the hired hand

"I simply thought y'all'd similar to run into it. Now I'm gonna take information technology abroad"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You lot'll hear 'em ev'ry day

And then about every morn, there is someone 'round the place

Who sees yous accept the shaving brush and lather up your face

And every bit you give the razor a preliminary moving ridge

This fool will walk up and ask you, "Are you gonna take a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your reply is, I hope

"No! I own't prepared for shavin', I simply similar the gustation of lather!

I kinda like to take the shaving brush and paint myself this way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now then in that location'southward this fella who meets yous on your way

And asks you lot why your all dressed upward and listens while you say

That you but been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned

Every bit presently every bit y'all have told him, he will say, "Is Ned expressionless?"

Foolish questions! You might as well answer

"No, he thought he'd have the funeral now. Then, afterward on, he'd die

You lot know Ned was always so original, he wanted it that way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You lot'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now suppose the elevator guy should forget to close the door

And you should tumble down, oh say forty-seven floors

And when yous attain the bottom and you're lying there inert

Some fool will stick his caput down the shaft and holler, "Are yous hurt?"

Foolish questions! Your dying words are

"No! I was in an awful hurry and that lift'south just also slow

Usually saves a lot of fourth dimension, you lot know, comin' downwards this fashion"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You lot'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Question: Do you remember a funny state song about a man maxim all the things he tin can exercise, but only with his married woman's permission (or some words with that general meaning)?

Answer: Even if this isn't the vocal you're after, I'grand certain y'all'll enjoy it: "The Human being Song" past Sean Morey (1995). Lyrics and YouTube link: http://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg&t=

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,

I wear the pants around here when I'1000 finished with your laundry,

'Crusade I'm a guy you lot don't wanna fight,

When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!"

I'm the man of this house until you get home

(He'south the man, He's the man)

What I say goes effectually here ... correct out the window,

And I don't desire to hear a lot of whining ... so I'll shut up,

The sooner you learn who's boss around here

The sooner you tin requite me my orders, Dear

'Cause I'yard caput honcho around hither, but its all in my head!

(He'south the man, he's the homo)

And I can have sex whatsoever time that yous want,

Cause I'm a man who has needs, but they're non that important,

And don't await whatever flowers from me 'cause if I'g not mistaken you prefer jewelry.

I'thousand the king of my castle when you're not around

(He's the man, He's the human)

And I'll beverage and picket sports whenever I desire to make it trouble

And I'll come abode when I'm good and ready ... to slumber on the couch

Crusade a human's gotta practise what a man'due south gotta practice

and I'one thousand gonna exercise what you tell me to

Because I'm top dog effectually hither but I've been neutered!

(He's the human being, He's the man)

You da man!

Question: I am looking for an old country song that sounds like Goofy with a shaking voice. Any idea?

Answer: Although that's non striking a familiar chord with me, have a look at Ray Stevens' discography, as he specializes in novelty songs.

Question: I'm looking for a song with the lyrics, "I similar big dumb dogs, fireplaces with crackling logs." Any help?

Respond: The closest thing I could notice to it was a 1966 song by Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow chosen, "I'll Take the Dog." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSzSPutEkfE

Question: What is the name of the song in the early 70s about being rescued while non wanting to?

Answer: All I could locate was "Dependin' on You" past The Doobie Brothers (1978), but that'southward from the belatedly 70s. You can leave a follow-up comment in the Comments Section of the playlist commodity.

Question: I'thou trying to find a country song I used in a political science class in 2008 equally a comparing betwixt America and Canada. Information technology was funny, and I am pretty certain the lyrics included the "F" word in it. Information technology was a country song. Could you assistance?

Answer: The song by Tim Hicks, "Stronger Beer" (2013) and "Oh ... Canada" by Classified are the simply two I could come upwardly with based on that data. Still, the date is an consequence in the offset case (and the lyrics don't feature the expletive you recall) and in the second example, information technology's a rap vocal rather than a country vocal. Withal, here are the YouTube links: https://www.youtube.com/spotter?five=2E064kb3UnU and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gd1FDZ_kRM.

If these aren't it, try to come up up with some lyrics you remember. That would help me look for it.

Question: What Delbert McClinton vocal has funny lyrics about a chicken?

Reply: Yes, it's a rather new release (2019) chosen "No Chicken on the Bone." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WxpkCW8Yiw

Listen upwardly everybody 'cause I've got something to say

I might have fallen in love with a girl I just met today

I don't quite know how to feel

I can't believe she'southward real

Got me mumbling and stumbling around in a fuzzy haze

She makes pizza at the joint on the corner of Fifth and Main

I'g going back down there, I'one thousand gonna inquire her what's her name

Gonna tell her just how I feel

I can only promise that she'll

Maybe grinning at me and say she feels the aforementioned

My heart started pounding like a runaway train

Knees started knocking when she called my name

Ain't naught never, never, e'er gonna be the same

She's the 1 that brightens up my twenty-four hours

The sunday shines on her even when it rains

I'd say information technology's plain to see

What's happening to me

I'm a different man than I was yesterday

She'south the kind woman take away your breath

She'southward the kind of woman scare you half to death

She's the kind of adult female don't leave no craven on the os

She's the kind of woman take you way upward high

She'due south the kind of woman set your world on burn

A adult female like that, I merely can't leave solitary

She's the kind woman accept away your breath

She's the kind of woman scare yous half to death

She'southward the kind of woman don't leave no chicken on the os.

Question: Who sings the song, "V Dollar Fine for Whining?" And where can I buy a re-create?

Reply: The song "Five Dollar Fine for Whining" has been sung past the late Chris LeDoux (on his 1996 Stampede album) or The Geezinslaws (on their 1996 Apathetic Apathetic Blah album). Here are the lyrics and YouTube featuring LeDoux and a invitee advent at the end past Garth Brooks: https://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgDQqjKErA

We're a fun lovin' crowd, kinda rowdy and loud

Our jukebox won't play no sad songs

So don't come in hither, and cry in your beer

'Cause nosotros don't care 'bout who done who incorrect

Nosotros've got a v dollar fine for whining

We'll tell you before yous come in

If it ain't on your mind to have a good time

Ya'll come back and see u.s.a. once again

Well nosotros don't really care most your clothes or your hair

This party is open to all

Yeah we like a practiced joke, and it's alright to smoke

We got but one rule on the wall

(Repeat chorus)

Now there'due south too many fools makin' likewise many rules

That's one thing y'all tin't say about united states of america

Cause we all get along when we sing the same song

At that place's just one affair that causes a fuss.

If you cannot find the single for this song on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music, or other major streaming services then I accept seen multiple copies of Chris Ledoux'due south album Stampede with that song available for sale on eBay.

Question: Exercise yous know a country vocal with nursery rhymes in it?

Respond: George Jones had a 1966 song called "Run 'Em Off" that features Little Red Riding Hood, and Hank Thompson had a 1968 song called "I Have a Humpty Dumpty Heart."

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FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Baronial 28, 2020:

Ted Parks - Cracking creative song that I added to the Halloween playlist. Terrific to hear from the artist himself!

Ted Parks on August 27, 2020:

Great listing! Coolest affair near state music is that it can make fun of itself!

Take you heard this one (neat for Halloween!)

YouTube: https://youtu.be/0grnWjk3Xt8

Spotify: https://open up.spotify.com/track/1ZMUvssMbUnogN8RAMF...

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 02, 2020:

Nathaniel - I love that song! I'll add information technology. Thanks for the suggestion and have a great Sun.

Nathaniel Donnelly on August 02, 2020:

In that location is one vocal i saw missing, it is a song by lee ann womack called "I'll Call back of a Reason Later on" cause there is a item lyric in the song and it goes like

"I drew horns and blacked out her molar with a marker. Childish yes but she made such a thin lilliputian target. I couldn't exist happier on my own. I got the slightest of a jealous bone. Seeing her with him tends to enlarge it."

FlourishAnyway (writer) from Usa on August 01, 2020:

Greg - Ray Stevens has a 2006 novelty song chosen "When the Kids Are Gone." I think this is the song y'all're looking for.

Greg on July 31, 2020:

Im looking for a song with lyrics that go. When the kids move out we're gonna make beloved in the kitchen

When the kids motion out we're gonna smoke them funny smokes

When all these kids are gone nosotros're gonna party all the time

gonna run effectually naked telling muddy jokes

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 24, 2020:

Bob - Yep, that'due south the one! Big hit.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

It could be I misremembered and the original is the Judd's "Mamma He'due south Crazy" is the original. Part of the lyrics is "...crazy. Crazy over me"

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on July 23, 2020:

MG - Some of these are really quite funny.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Bob - The original that Mama She'southward Lazy" is doing a parody of is "Mama He's Crazy" by The Judds which is why Wayland put "she" in all caps. I could not observe a song called "Mama She'south Crazy" but I could notice the parody, "Mama She's Lazy." I'g thinking Wayland may have misremembered it, a common occurrence or else it's but really hard to find. Non sure.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

"Mama She's Lazy" is a parody of "Mama She's Crazy". "Mama She'due south Crazy" is about a man telling his mother his wonderful wife is crazy over him. In "Mama She's Lazy" the man is complaining to his mother virtually his lazy spouse.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 23, 2020:

Wonderful that y'all update this commodity. Though I am not too fond of land music after seeing your pick I think I'll have a go at it.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Wayland - There's a song chosen, "Mama She's Lazy" (1984) past Pinkard & Bowden. I'm wondering if maybe y'all're thinking of that song?

Wayland on July 23, 2020:

Exercise you have the lyrics to mama SHES crazy?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July x, 2020:

Bob - Thanks for that addition!

Robert Sacchi on July 08, 2020:

Have you considered - "Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on July 08, 2020:

MG - Thank you for your kind kudos. Have a wonderful day.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 07, 2020:

Some other dandy selection. I love country songs and they are part of my collection.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on July 07, 2020:

Bob - I will practice a playlist about Tennessee and add that one to it (since that's where the narrator resides). Tennessee is a great place to live and so is Texas (although that one is really hot).

Robert Sacchi on July 07, 2020:

You're welcome. Have you lot considered "All my Ex'southward live in Texas"- George Strait?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 06, 2020:

Bob - Thanks for this recommendation. I've also added it to a electric current playlist on birds that I'm writing so dandy timing!

Robert Sacchi on July 04, 2020:

Have your considered "Bird" by Jerry Reed?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on July 03, 2020:

Tamie - That's not ringing a bell if it's not "I'll Take the Dog."

Tamie on July 01, 2020:

I idea it may be a Mac Davis song.

Lyrics almost loving a large dumb canis familiaris and fireplaces with crackling logs. Maybe from the 1970's early lxxx'southward?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on April 06, 2020:

Peggy - Glad I could help! We could all utilize a laugh these days.

Peggy Forest from Houston, Texas on April 05, 2020:

Some of these titles and lyrics are really funny. Thanks for the smiles today.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on March 06, 2020:

Carol - Moments by Emerson Bulldoze simply I don't run into how that fits with the theme of funny country songs?

Carol on March 04, 2020:

Song by a group about a immature homo thinking of suiside on a bridge and stopped by an old man talking him out of it

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on Feb 06, 2020:

Tip - Unfortunately, I didn't discover a country song with all of those lyrics. Mayhap someone else volition recognize it and leave a comment.

Tlp on Feb 05, 2020:

Looking for an old bar song from mud 90's "my jeans are also tigh, can't experience my feet'

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on September 08, 2019:

Bearding - Although I don't know the song, I'thou hopeful that perhaps one of my readers tin can assist and will exit a comment.

Anonymous on September 08, 2019:

I'chiliad looking for the lyrics of a vocal that starts out, "From the cornfields to Nashville via New York." Whatever help?

Robert Sacchi on September 07, 2019:

Isn't the cyberspace wonderful.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on September 07, 2019:

Bob - You've actually led me to the respond. Thanks. I could not accept figured this one out without You.

Anonymous - The country song you're looking for is "Who Dat (Messin' with that Adult female of Mine), a song by David Frizzell from 1984.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

An earlier Pop version is "who's that knocking" past The Genies.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

Could that exist the rapper song, "Who Dat" past Lil'' Murph?

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on September 06, 2019:

Anonymous - You've got me stumped. Maybe a reader tin assist out. If so, I hope they'll leave a annotate.

Anonymous on September 06, 2019:

Do you remember a twangy land vocal that says "Who mean solar day knockin' on my door? Who day?" over and over again?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Baronial 21, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I'k unsure of this song, I hope a reader will speak upwardly if he or she knows of the vocal. They tin can leave a annotate.

Anonymous on Baronial 21, 2019:

I used to have a single cassette dorsum in the 90s it was a country rap song about cant dance or my two left feet. Practise you know who sings the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July fourteen, 2019:

Bearding - Thank you for the suggestions. I've added Waylon's vocal at #fourscore. Accept a great weekend.

Anonymous on July 14, 2019:

Nobody knows I'm Elvis

Waylon Jennings

Coin machines

Jerry Reed

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on June 29, 2019:

Tom Cornett - Thank you for stopping by. Bobby Braddock is a real songwriting talent. Loved the Dolly Parton song. Yikes.

Tom Cornett from Ohio on June 28, 2019:

Great Hub! I've heard and enjoyed most of these songs over the years. Digging back in the 80s folks tin can detect an anthology called, "Hard Pore Cornography" by Bobby Braddock. Songs included, "Dolly Parton'due south Hits" and "I Lobster and Never Flounder. Bobby is a dear erstwhile friend. He's written and co-written many hits including, "DIVORCE" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today." He is i of the great treasures of Country Music. Once again....Groovy Hub.

Robert Sacchi on June 14, 2019:

Y'all're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on June 14, 2019:

Bob - Thanks for the suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on June 13, 2019:

What nearly "Hotter Than a Two Dollar Pistol" by George Jones? A expert example of not understanding the concept.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on June 13, 2019:

Bearding - It would help to accept some sample lyrics in item also as other clues. For instance, do you lot, know the decade, whether it was a ring or male/female individual artist, practice yous recall what the song was generally about, etc.? That would certainly help. Mayhap a reader recalls the video based on the limited item y'all provided hither. Pitiful.

Bearding on June thirteen, 2019:

Do know a state video with girl in mustang at gas station?

Robert Sacchi on May sixteen, 2019:

Excellent.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I accept a number of playlists in queue then I'm never out of ideas. I appreciate the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Yes, at that place are some good songs about gambling.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May xvi, 2019:

Bob - I should probably add a playlist near gambling. This would certainly be good for that list! Cheers for the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May fourteen, 2019:

Consider "When Yous're Hot, You lot're Hot" by Jerry Reed.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on May fourteen, 2019:

Joseph, That'southward wonderful! At present that you lot mention the song, "Talking to the Wrong Man," by Michael Martin Murphey (1988), of course, I remember it! Glad yous found it!

Joseph Inman on May 14, 2019:

You might not believe this merely as I was reading your response, I remembered the next line of the vocal. And later ii years, I've found information technology. 'Talkin' to the wrong homo' with Michael Martin Murphy and his son Ryan Murphy. Thank you. If I wouldn't have written I wouldn't have thought more than of the song.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on May thirteen, 2019:

Joseph, Unfortunately, I've attempted -- with no success -- to look the song upward under various versions of the hints you listed using several lyrics databases I'k hoping that another reader might see your comment and recognize the vocal.

Joseph Inman on May 12, 2019:

He is one that is driving me crazy. It'south two guys singing, country, and I guess it sounds like information technology's from the 90s...? I heard it on satellite radio. One says 'daddy I have a question' and he asked how his begetter and female parent go along and then great. This male parent says it's non so bang-up and he sings back, 'son I have a question' and proceeds to ask his son how he does his hair because the thinks it's what his married woman would like. The son says that he and his girlfriend aren't getting along and so well. I accept not heard the song in two years or so so I'm sorry if I got some of the parts wrong. Anyways, I'm typing this on my phone so if spelling or punctuation is off, I'thousand pitiful.

I would have added it to the question higher up but I typed also much. Any help would be appreciated.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on April 27, 2019:

Bob - I dearest that funny song! Got information technology at #v. A real hoot.

Robert Sacchi on April 27, 2019:

"Wolf Creek Pass" is a fun one. Consider "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" past Donald Brandt. A man tells about how his wife wants to make her home similar a bar. This way he can spend his money at domicile instead of the local bar.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on April 27, 2019:

Dougie - I found a Lynn Anderson song that has to be what you are looking for: "At the Time" by Lynn Anderson (1970). I also listened to "Wolf Creek Pass" for the first fourth dimension. omg

Dougie on Apr 25, 2019:

I could add "Wolf Creek Pass" and a few others from long ago.

Can someone assistance me find a name for the post-obit which I think is from the early '70s, and mayhap add it to this listing? Google has let me down.

"Well I told her that I loved her, cuz I loved her at the time,

And I told her that I didn't desire whatsoever other lips on mine,

And I told her that her kisses tasted sweeter than wine,

But I hadn't tasted champagne at the time!"

Robert Sacchi on April 10, 2019:

I remember seeing the words written out as a joke but I never heard it put to music.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on April ten, 2019:

Anonymous - This doesn't ring a bell with me, but I hope information technology does with a reader. If so, I hope they'll go out a comment.

Bearding on April 07, 2019:

I'm trying to place a spoken word state song from the 70s. In information technology a man enumerates all the reasons his wife used to avoid sex with him. In the end, he says that 7 times he was successful. The last line is, "And one time, I thought I hurt you, because you moved". Can you name the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on January 16, 2019:

Conner DeJes - Thanks for the proffer. I've e'er liked that song. I added it as #75.

Conner DeJes on January 16, 2019:

Bellamy Brothers' "if i said you had a beautiful trunk would you hold it against me"

Robert Sacchi on Oct 03, 2018:

You're welcome. Your listing is growing.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on October 02, 2018:

Bob - Thanks for the proffer. It'south #63. I appreciate yous!

Robert Sacchi on October 02, 2018:

What nearly "I ain't as good as I once was" by Toby Keith?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on October 02, 2018:

countryisgreat - Thanks for your suggestion. The vocal is actually on at that place at #56. I capeesh yous. Accept a dandy week.

countryisgreat on October 02, 2018:

"A Boy Named Sue"

by Johnny Cash

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on September 26, 2018:

bakela5 - Give thanks you for your song suggestions.

bakela5 on September 25, 2018:

A great "State Comic" song I did at terminal night's gig "Letters of Love" by "Friends Of Joy" this was recorded on the Alaska characterization in 1977 and was the B side of that label's only chart hit "Naughty, naughty, naughty by Joy Sarney.

John Kennedy on June 01, 2018:

I am the founder and owner of the Electrical Possum Cowboy Band - circa 95' - I wrote a song , that fabricated regional radio chosen

"How'm I Gonna Miss You lot" (If You Won't Leave) still ain the CR and publishing -the band wound up opening for George Jones, Charlie Daniels, and many others- be glad to share if wanted

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 23, 2018:

Clark Ford - Thanks for the song suggestion. I've placed it on the post-obit playlist near working, jobs, and employment: https://spinditty.com/playlists/Popular-Rock-and-Count...

Clark Ford on March 23, 2018:

Here'south some other fun state song! "I Don't Want to Piece of work Today" by Clark Ford

Robert Sacchi on March 16, 2018:

You're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on March 16, 2018:

Jess - Thanks! I've wanted to do this i for awhile and take been collecting songs for it. Thank you for commenting!

Jenn Stevens from Canada on March 15, 2018:

I love this! Brad Paisley is a favorite for me so I dear that Ticks is number i! There is definitely a lot of sense of humour in land music. Great post idea!

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on March 15, 2018:

Bob - I thought I had darn virtually heard everything just then this. Thanks for the song proffer.

Robert Sacchi on March 14, 2018:

A expert mixture of old and new. It was bang-up fun reading this commodity. Any reason "Expressionless Skunk in the Middle of the Road" didn't make the list?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on March 07, 2018:

Margie - Thanks for stopping past for a heed. The dogs may be land kinfolk, not sure. They have a suspicious resemblance to i some other. Accept a wonderful week!

Margie's Southern Kitchen from the United states on March 06, 2018:

I love this hub, we all need a laugh! The championship is enough to get your going. I love the film on "Love My Dog' I heard i the other solar day nearly a pig on the radio! I could non believe it!

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on March 03, 2018:

Peg - I'1000 glad you enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun with putting it together. Hope your weekend is a great 1!

Peg Cole from Northward Dallas, Texas on March 03, 2018:

This playlist is great for a existent express joy. "How Can I Miss You if You lot Won't Get Abroad? Like My Canis familiaris. Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?" All these crack me up. Great collection of side busters here.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on Feb 25, 2018:

Bill - Cheers for stopping by. State music is an entertaining genre, and I like that it doesn't take itself so seriously. Take a wonderful calendar week.

Bill De Giulio from Massachusetts on February 25, 2018:

Hullo Flourish. Another great list, don't know how yous exercise it? Some of these lyrics are hilarious. Many of these songs I'm not familiar with but mayhap I need to listen to more country music?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Feb 20, 2018:

Larry - Thanks for stopping by. An Oklahoma boy who does not enjoy country music? You must feel like a fish outta water.

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on February 20, 2018:

Not necessarily my beginning selection, only I enjoy country music.

Much of information technology, if not overtly silly, has a light quality, and some of is then night it has a certain sense of humor.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on February 18, 2018:

Frances - I agree that it matches some folks' lives. They either take terrible luck, not a lot of life skills or resources, or a combination. But at to the lowest degree they can express mirth well-nigh their situations.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from Us on February 18, 2018:

Dunbar Green - I had never heard of that one, but Johnny Cash is good for so many creative, humorous songs. I listened to information technology and added it. Thanks for the song suggestion! Have a great week!

Frances Metcalfe on February 18, 2018:

Don't know any of the songs but the some of the lyrics are certainly tragi-comic. Possibly most of the people in them should consider ditching and starting over? Information technology made me smile.

Richard Green from New United mexican states on Feb 17, 2018:

"When Uncle Bill Quit Dope," by Johnny Greenbacks. Flourish, I loved this commodity. It cheered my whole twenty-four hours. Cheers

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February fourteen, 2018:

Rasma - I hadn't heard of that one before simply love information technology! I added it to the list. Have a wonderful week.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on February xiv, 2018:

Heidi - Cheers for the add together. Hee-Haw goes manner dorsum, doesn't it? My parents used to make me watch back in the day when there was i television set fix in the business firm and three channels. Ahh, the memories.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from Usa on February xiv, 2018:

Dora - Thanks for stopping past and reading. Love your beautiful profile photo.

Heidi Thorne from Chicago Area on February 14, 2018:

Okay, I'k laughing simply reading the titles! :-D Dang! It's like an episode of Hee-Haw.

I run across Toby Keith is well represented in this list. I'd add "As Good Every bit I Once Was."

Thanks for the chuckles!

CaribTales on February 14, 2018:

Some really funny lyrics here. Sees that I'm more familiar with the names of the artists than with their songs. Thanks for increasing my "general noesis."

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Embankment, Florida on Feb 14, 2018:

Great array of songs. I e'er really liked He drinks Tequila and she talks muddied in Castilian just non sure if it counts as a country vocal. Love your listing of songs.

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